The 97% RTP? More like a casino’s motivational poster written in algorithmic poetry. I watched my last loss teach me: every spin’s ‘independent’ — just means your bank account is being statistically flirted. You don’t chase the jet; you chart the curve… then wait for the dip below 2x multiplier while sipping black coffee like it’s your last stand. What did your last loss teach you? (Hint: It wasn’t luck — it was entropy.)